me: today rain damn heavy
me: good to sleep in
me: with warm blanket, fluffy pillows
me: and long, long hours
fren: ha ha ha
fren: missing one thing
fren: from the bed
me: ah? what? teddy bear?
fren: let you guess
fren: ha ha ha
me: someone to cuddle is it?
me: i dunno lah. i cannot sleep with ppl one. sure kick them off the bed
fren: yeap… a big hairy bear
fren: no wonder you cannot find a mate
fren: cannot hv such a mind set
me: find already also kick them off the bed
me: how ah?
me: if not also
me: i snore too loud till ppl also sked
fren: ini macam, mana boleh
me: unless i get a partner who really sleep like a dead log
me: till rumah terbakar also cannot wake up type
me: then, shud be ok lah
fren: no comment
fren: dont think it is a good idea
fren: a sound sleeper normally snore too
me: then ah
me: both had to be heavily sedated with valium
me: in order to sleep
fren: then the robbers also carry yr house away
fren: ha ha ha
A conversation this evening sent me chuckles.
When I was younger, I swear I didn’t snore, unless I am dead tired.
These days, even taking afternoon nap, I would snore. The worst part is, I am always awaken by my own snore!!!
A colleague asked me why didn’t I take a short nap in office since I looked so tired. I said, you wouldn’t want to see me when I sleep. I would snore obscenely loud. I might scare my boss and he might fire me, thinking I am actually a man in woman’s clothings.
I remember I once laughed at a friend when we went to have facials together. She was lying on the bed next to me. 10 minutes into the session, she snored – rather loudly. I tried to contain my sniggers as mud was being slapped on my face. Don’t want to get wrinkles. I told her that when we were done and her face blushed.
Karma is a bitch. So, I think I am snoring now because I laughed at people. I even snore when I am in yoga class – doing my favorite pose – the corpse position. This is really disastrous. Sigh.
Snoring runs in the family or is it the food we eat? Sasha seems to snore too! She is not biologically linked to us and she is only 5 years old.
I really pity my room mate whenever we go traveling. Most of the time, I would let them sleep first before me or else, they find themselves cannot sleep at all. Usually, we would be dead tired by the time we were back in hotels, so, there hasn’t been any case of not being able to sleep. Thank God!
A rather embarrassing thing happened to me the other night. I was watching tv upstairs when my sister’s friend dropped by to say hi. After chatting for a few minutes, he went downstairs to talk to my mother. As I was very tired, I dozed off with the tv on. When he was about to leave, he came upstairs to bid me good bye.
Lo and behold – there I was, lying in corpse position (just that I don’t even look half as good as the model in the picture!) in full snoring splendor. I got to know this when I woke up and my sis threaten to take video of me if she caught me in the act again. No more visitors after 9 pm or whenever I am sleeping in the living room upstairs, please.
Is there a way to cure snoring?