After hearing more and more horrifying stories on the bosses in this line, I guess I have made the right decision. I have left company secretarial line for almost 18 months now and never felt happier.
Hence, I come up with a list of why I left company secretarial to become receptionist cum photocopy girl cum rumour monger cum entertainer aka one-leg-kick staff.
1. 95% of the department heads are females.
2. 75% of the female bosses have chronic hormonal issues.
3. 80% of the female bosses who have hormonal issues are unmarried.
4. 90% of the female bosses who are unmarried are celibate.
5. 100% of the female bosses who are unmarried and celibate tend to give you hell at work.
6. 100% of the female bosses who are unmarried, celibate and give you hell at work are psychopaths.
7. 100% of the female bosses who are psychopaths think they are gods.
8. 100% of the psychopathic female bosses who think they are gods are above age 50.
9. 100% of the above 50 years old psychopathic female bosses are suckers for power.
10. 100% of the psychopathic power suckers above 50 years old will not retire till they are laid 6 foot under.
So, tell me, is there a chance for a young and smart lady like me to have a shot at this line to be at the top? I don’t want to be associated with psychopaths suffering chronic hormonal imbalances and being celibate.
I have to say. I am lucky to have bumped into ONLY two psychopaths in my line of work till today out of the five jobs I had.
P.S. This is merely a joke and by no means resemble anyone alive or dead. If you so happened to meet such people… tough luck.
October 3, 2007 at 12:06 pm |
Don’t view the world so negatively. Not all women as so bad. It cannot be 100%. Maybe 99% is more accurate. Hahaha.
Anyway, pschopaths are everywhere. There are pschopath bosses, pschopath staff, pschopath customers, pschopath suppliers, pschopath friends, pschopath family members, pschopath child, pschopath women, pschopath men. All of us are a bit loose to a certain extent. Whether we are classified as a pschopath is relative to who is doing the classification.
October 3, 2007 at 12:15 pm |
HAHAHHAAH!! Yeah probably 99.9% lah. Hahahahah.
Eh? I spell psychopath wrongly kah?
October 3, 2007 at 4:23 pm |
I also swear never to work for a lady boss again! After only 1 encounter with 1 physchopath, it was nightmare every single day thou only contracted for 4 months
October 3, 2007 at 6:02 pm |
So far, I have been working under two lady bosses for at least 8 years of my working life. Both have been the “garang” type, but ok oh. Just need to manage your boss!
However, they are both married with kids, so don’t fall under the category you mentioned.
October 3, 2007 at 10:11 pm |
i had worked with one lady boss before. but she quite ok oh… she was single then.
October 4, 2007 at 9:03 pm |
hahahahahahahahahahaha….*clap clap clap*…. counldnt agree more. and mind me… this does not confine to that industry alone.
October 5, 2007 at 8:42 am |
Phew I almost became a company secretary, lucky thing abandon plan.
October 6, 2007 at 12:09 pm |
Ponytail: What is it with the fairer sex ah?
zing: See.. got difference one when one is being serviced… I mean married. Hahahah.
laymank: Some unmarried ladies are okay one. Not everyone. Like I said 99.9% lor..
zewt: I guess this is the general rule in every industry. Get a male boss. Then these won’t happened.
Firehorse: Unfortunately, this line is dominated by ladies with hormonal issues. Sigh.
October 6, 2007 at 9:20 pm |
Errrmmmm…. some truths in there….
October 8, 2007 at 12:11 am |
and the irony of it all… all girls will complain about female boss… and then they will end up like one.
October 9, 2007 at 6:11 am |
Psychopaths are fun to tweak though. Especially if they are too serious to consider that they are being tweaked.
Perhaps this is one reason I have never worked at one job longer that four years since leaving the army.
October 9, 2007 at 9:21 am |
Shae: Some truth eh? I thought it’s very true. You better get married fast fast ok! Haha!
Zewt: Is it? I guess we will have to wait till we are 40… then we will probably understand why they turn psychopaths.. when we become one ourselves. Hahahah!
SA: Yeah! I guess so! I think I did tweak those psychopaths before and they didn’t even know that I was being sarcastic. Hahahah!