Five Minutes

Imagine getting arrested. You were allowed to make only one phone call and given 5 minutes to speak, what would you say?

Sailor Boy says (7:37 PM):
hello
in tong yeong now
korea
got 5 minutes to wifi

Gina says (7:37 PM):
eh finally got internet ah?
then you better do whatever you want lah

Sailor Boy says (7:37 PM):
in supermarket

Gina says (7:37 PM):
dont talk to me
lol

Sailor Boy says (7:37 PM):
hahaha
its okay
any 5 minutes news update
?

Gina says (7:37 PM):
The pet bought us dinner
Spent rm501 on thursday
haha
JK no more PMS
He got his new house keys liao
everyone is doing quite good

Sailor Boy says (7:38 PM):
siao
good good
at least when i come back
everyone will be in good mood

Gina says (7:38 PM):
his house will be ready by july

Sailor Boy says (7:38 PM):
and got pad to party

Gina says (7:38 PM):
well whenever you are back
everyone is in a good mood

Sailor Boy says (7:40 PM):
i am so honored

Gina says (7:40 PM):
here quite sien

Sailor Boy says (7:40 PM):
the supermarket here also got wifi
lol

Gina says (7:40 PM):
i think tomorrow i go out makan makan

Sailor Boy says (7:40 PM):
give ppl belanja 501 also sien??

Gina says (7:40 PM):
you got bring lap top meh?
lol
Rm501 for 6 of us
april’s bff also went

Sailor Boy says (7:41 PM):
the chicken??
the chicken went?
?

Gina says (7:41 PM):
not the chicken lah
april is the chicken mah
hahaha
you ah

Sailor Boy says (7:42 PM):
oh
sorry

Gina says (7:42 PM):
5 minutes also want to bitch

Sailor Boy says (7:42 PM):
blur for a while

Gina says (7:42 PM):
teruk case
lol

Sailor Boy says (7:42 PM):
lol
anyways i have to go liao

Gina says (7:42 PM):
ok
how come 5 mins nia one?
lol

Sailor Boy says (7:42 PM):
oth ppl want to use
coz its my friends laptoplah

Gina says (7:42 PM):
oh i see, ok ok see you around
love amulet
love amulet

Sailor Boy says (7:42 PM):
okay

Gina says (7:42 PM):
hahaha

Sailor Boy says (7:42 PM):
yeah yeah

Gina says (7:42 PM):
bye

Sailor Boy says (7:42 PM):
how can i forget
bai bai!
take care

Gina says (7:42 PM):
You take care too

Yes.. that’s Sailor Boy, speaking to me from a supermarket in Tong Yeong, Korea, sending his regards to his friends. No, he’s not in jail.

P/S If you don’t get what the conversation is all about, don’t bother. It’s a coded conversation.