Klutz!

My friends were asking WHY I never join them for diving. They went last weekend to get certified and had a blast.

Firstly, I don’t think I want to sprain my brain worrying which wet suit would fit me. Secondly, I think I will look like a beached whale in a wet suit. A friend who is quite fit lamented that, she needs to lose her tummy to fit into a wet suit, otherwise, she would look terrible in a wet suit. I stared at her and then shook my head. I need to lose HALF my body weight to even get into a wet suit. Hahaha! And, I feel very "geli" when it comes to fishes and things under the sea. I don’t even eat sea cucumber ok! Haha! So I jokingly told my friends, no.. I am good. I think I shall "dive" by switching on Nat Geo HD on Astro and wear goggles in my living room. Now my Astro got HD ok.. don’t play play! LOL!

Well, actually, I think I didn’t want to go diving mainly because I am such a klutz! Super clumsy! I remember going for an orientation on the first day of work, I almost knocked down a filing tray while extending my hand for a handshake! It was quite hysterical! Luckily, I managed to salvage the tray before it toppled over! The people there must be thinking my surname is Klutz!

I remember vividly when I was walking to the bus station after tuition with a friend, my knees suddenly went limp when getting down from a pavement and I actually fell on my face! It was a lucky thing that my friend was there to help me! I was so embarrassed that I decided to skip tuition for a week!

Once, I accidentally put in my credit card bills in my boss’ incoming documents folder. It was a lucky thing that he didn’t ask me.. and merely passing it out to me.. Hahahahaha! Maybe I was thinking, how nice it would be if he offered to pay my credit card bills. LOL! Dream on!

I could even banged my elbow on the glass partition when I was getting out from my boss office carrying a pile of documents. *Shake head in disbelief!*

I was lucky though when I went to Taman Negara. I was NOT the klutz.. but somehow, being labelled as one because of my size. Hahahaha! When we were all stalled from proceeding further in the cave – the participants behind us kept cursing me for holding them up, when there was actually a skinny girl in front of me, too afraid of the dark and was crying when negotiating the narrow paths with gaping dark ditches… If I were a klutz when going through Gua Telinga… I think that’s it lah.. I won’t be here writing this!

So, to save everyone from worrying about me, it’s better for me to sit this one out. Haha. Glad you guys got certified! Woo hoo!

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