I saw a friend’s photo on Facebook, with full Zombie make up on, for his company’s annual dinner theme… so I couldn’t resist commenting on it.
Me: So, did you get to feed on human parts, eg. head bread, hand croissant, feet toast, arm baguette, etc?
Him: Gina, I’m the one eating. Not feeding. Haha.
Imagine, it’s really apocalypse now.. and I am telling him – “Run! The zombies will feed on you! Run!”
Him: Oh? No lah… I am not going to feed the zombies. They are not my pets lah. Hehe! Opps.. *arms torn from body*
Then this morning, as I was browsing the Facebook, I saw this.
Friend posted a photo of a bowl of tang yuen with a caption, “Flashing my mum while she doing tang yuan…..”
Crap.. she meant, she was taking photo of her mom making tang yuan.
If you read the statement again.. flashing itself is bad enough (which means, taking off your clothes and showing your not-supposed-to-be-seen-in-public private parts) and then, while she doing tang yuan?? Doing tang yuan? Hahahahah. Man.. all sorts of suggestive thoughts running all over my head right now. That must be one helluva sexy tang yuan. Haha!
Happy 21.12.2012, people!