Sorry for lack of updates. In fact, I have quite a bit to say but unfortunately, could not find words to describe how disgusted I was with the current government administration. Escalating heinous crime rates, more accidents of buses, having no common sense to link finger prints bank to the police, etc. Well, since it’s Friday, I better not further jeopardize everyone’s mood for a well deserved restful weekend. I decided to write some nonsense for the heck of it.
Funniest thing I read this week
This incident happened on the air….
Yasmin Yusof, a DJ on Radio 4 asked listeners on her radio program to call to answer trivia questions. The first caller to give the correct answer would get a prize from the sponsor.
She asked: “Can anyone out there tell me the household name of Sodium Chloride”
A caller who is a housewife called up eager to answer the question. Not knowing the answer to the question, she asked Yasmin for a clue.
“Something you put on your husbands eggs in the morning.” She said.
The lady confidently said : “Talcum powder”.
Yasmin Yusof did not return to the air until after a few songs!
Oddest thing I heard this week
If you stay in hotels, to ensure that your room is not occupied by unclean things, let the water tap run hot water for a few minutes. If the mirror in the bathroom is not clouded with condensed water, pack your bags and run for your life!
Weirdest Advertisement I saw this week
Yesterday in the Star Metro page M18 , I saw there is a competition for Jumbo Queen in Sungei Wang this November. Not for the elephants – they are for ample sized ladies. My sis was wondering if I would like to party-cipet.
Mangkok of the week
Purchasing executive: Eh!!! The moron’s boss asked us to buy a Single Loan Reload.
Me: What the f*ck is that?
PE: The camera ah…. SLR ahhh.. Single Loan Reload… the camera ah…
Me: AIYOH!! Single-Lens Reflex lah!!! Apa loan reload???
Latest Addiction of the Week
Scrabulous! I am on Facebook! Let’s play!
Cutest Driver this Week
QQ decided to drive me to work this morning.