Last week, I received the same phone calls over and over again asking the same question. Sometimes, it surprises me why the person is employed.
Idiot: Hello? Can I speak to Mr Clear River?
Me: What is it regarding please?
Idiot: It’s about a project blah blah blah blah blah.
Me: Ok, I pass you to the person-in-charge, Ms A. She can help you. Please speak to Ms A.
A few minutes later…
Idiot: Hello? I am calling from Idiot Company. Have you received my fax?
Me: You called just now right? Have you spoken to Ms A?
Idiot: Yes. But have you received my fax?
Me: Please speak to Ms A and liase with her. She’s in charge.
Another hour later….
Idiot: Hello? I am calling from Idiot Company.
Me: Hold on please.
*Direct transfer to Ms A*
Me: Ms A, this idiot really DOESN’T UNDERSTAND A SIMPLE INSTRUCTION TO LIASE WITH YOU LAH!
Ms A: Ok ok.. cool down lah… transfer je!
Me: OK ok….
Idiot: Hello? I am calling from Idiot Company….
Me: HOW MANY TIMES YOU WANT TO CALL? I TOLD YOU TO SPEAK TO MS A?? SINCE LAST WEEK???
Idiot: Yes.. but this is the first time I called today. I just want to inform that there’s some changes….
Me: YES! Changes or whatever, PLEASE CALL MS A DIRECT AND SPEAK TO MS A!!!!!
Ms A: Eh, I told her liao, we are not going to participate in their project lah.
Me: Say earlier lah. If she calls again, I am going to hang up on her! Haha!