My bro in law, well, the mechanic, can be quite hilarious at times. This is one of the incident that happened last night.
Mechanic: How to spell "activity"?
Sis: You want in English or Malay? Coz English is "ACTIVITY" and Malay is "AKTIVITI".
Sis: So it’s AKTIVITI lah.
Sis: … What you want to write lah?
Mechanic: Oh… I want to wish my Muslim friends, Selamat Hari Raya Aktiviti.
Sis: AHHHHHH?????? LOL!!!!! It’s Aidilfitri lah! LOL!!!
Mechanic: Different spelling?
Sis: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! You wait first! Don’t write anything now. I laugh till I need to go pangsai!
*so this is what it meant by, laughing till shit also want to come out….
After a few minutes…
Mechanic: Never mind. I wrote on facebook liao, to wish my Muslim friends.
Sis: I hope you spell "AIDILFITRI" correctly!
Mechanic: Ya.. I saw your sister wrote the same thing on FB. So I copied from her status.
Sis: Ok.. good then.
Mechanic: Then ah, she said sorry to two persons. Don’t know who they were.
Sis: Ah??? Say Sorry? Who?
Mechanic: Maaf Zahir dan Batin. Who is Zahir and Batin ah?
Sis:……. *speechless* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
Aiyo mah… I know he’s not very educated. But I didn’t know it’s THAT bad! Haha! I guess we have to teach him things all over again before Ern Ern catches up! All in all, it was a hilarious night last night.. we laughed till there were tears in our eyes!!