I was having a conversation with Ern Ern, my soon to be 4-year old niece. She was mumbling about fresh air so I asked her who created fresh air. I expected the answer “God” as we sometimes would tell her the theory of Creation from the Bible.
I got an unexpected answer from the little one.
She said, “Me lah!”
I asked her again how she created fresh air? She doesn’t have anything to create fresh air. I said to her, “Your fart is not considered fresh air ok??!!”
She thought of it a little and then said, “No… I pee pee on the plants.”
I got more amused and asked her, “We are talking about fresh air. What does it gotta do with your pee pee?”
Then she said as-a-matter-of-factly, “I pee pee on the plants. The plants grow and give fresh air.”
I was stunned by her answer. We have a little God in our house.